A Movie That Everyone Will Want to See… (Maybe)… (Probably Not)

 

Peacock- zombies vs. Paris Hilton’s long lost Chihuahua.

This idea just popped in to my head when I was drawing a pony on a math-test I took in primary school and which I forgot to return.

I also have some ideas for the title (“The Peacockalypse” or “Jurassic Bark”) and I also thought about who I want in the cast:

  • George Clooney as the voice of the peacock who tries to be friends with the Chihuahua. (SPOILER: He dies)
  • Snoop Dogg as the Chihuahua ( I think I’m going to call him Walbert)
  • Harry Styles as a bundle of grapes

 

The plot:

I think the plot is just going to be very straight forward. Some kind of nuclear reaction causes peacocks around the world to become flesh-eating monsters. There is only one person who can save the world now: Nicolas Cage. However he is busy filming another movie that will flop at the box office. So there’s ONE other person who can save the world now: he is hairy, he is small (no it’s not Hugh Jackman ) it is the one and only Walbert. First Walbert struggles with Paris Hilton who rather wants to see her dog as a cast member of the reality show “Keeping up with the Kardashians” than see him fighting against the peacock-zombies. Eventually he manages to escape and with the help of his new peacock-friend he defeats the peacock-king, who has the power to make all peacocks normal again. Everyone is happy and Walbert receives a knighthood.

During the credits you see Harry as the bundle of grapes dancing in front of a green-screen.

3 thoughts on “A Movie That Everyone Will Want to See… (Maybe)… (Probably Not)”

  1. Dear LIKR,

    I think your text is very funny. I had to laugh a lot while reading through your blog entry. The best part of the movie will be, when Harry Styles dances as a bundle of grapes. All in all your story is very creative.
    But one question stays in my mind: Why did you decide to post this crazy idea?

    EmilyS

  2. Dear Lilo,
    I really enjoyed reading your post and had to laugh a lot. I would love to see this movie and of course to see harry styles dance as a bundle of grapes. 😉 This blogpost is soooo creative!! How did you get this crazy idea to write about a movie you just invented?
    It is fantastic to read something like this between all those other mostly serious topics. Thank you 🙂
    I hope Hollywood will produce your movie someday in the future and that you will invite me to the premiere.

  3. Dear Lilo!

    I thaught that your text was really funny and I really enjoyed reading it. Unlike many other blogs, I had the feeling that it was completely random and just so fun to read.

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